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Magical Mystery Tour
The Christian Magi traveled to the land of the Pharaohs to spread the message of the King of the Jews to the believers of Muhammad. They came bearing gifts of comedy gold, nonsense, and mirth. These...
View ArticleShe Always Wins
I woke up on the cold leather couch this morning with a stabbing pain in my neck. The night still haunts me. I survey the room for clues to explain the last 6 hours and 23 minutes of my life. Breakfast...
View ArticleI had to wear a rabbit's head.
Strap on a good pair of headphones, give the knob an 11, if you've got it, and kick it.
View ArticleIt's not easy being Green.
Not sure what the point of that was, but it made perfect sense less than 3 hours ago. I consider that, 'still fresh on my mind'.Lancelot Link taught me everything I know, or thought I knew, or wish I...
View Article…about falling objects in gravity fields.
Galileo was a heliocentrist, and that pissed off Pope Urban VIII.04 06 42 15 LMP Roger; understand. Go for landing, 3000 feet. Program alarm - 1201.04 06 42 22 CDR 1201. Okay. 2050.04 06 42 29 I24P...
View ArticleMy Collection of Kos' Belly Button Lint
Maybe not diary worthy, but I didn't know what else to do with it. It's everywhere.
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Eat At Your Own Peril
America's consumption of food over the last several decades has profoundly changed who we are and what we are, not just as a society, but also as individuals. Our collective health is in peril, because...
View ArticleThe Miracle and The Magi
There are a lot of people tracking other people to determine if they are true believers. Someone needs to know if you really believe that Jesus saves, whether you believe in your God given 2nd...
View ArticleGirl
From the moment I saw your fingerprints intricately sculpted over the surface of your tiny fingers, I knew we had a destiny to fulfill with each other.
View ArticleI'm 100% certain that 42% of you will find half of what I say worth 8% of...
but don't hold me to that. I didn't have a calculator handy.
View ArticleBill and the Blues
--- instructions: start the video, wait for the drum beat intro, read the poem real slow
View ArticleI Suck My Thumb...
...but not before disinfecting it with Everclear...and I mean the good stuff.
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